Rochelle Wiseman, we feel your pain.
The Saturdays singer reckons the only downside to dating JLS star Marvin Humes is that he eats like a human Henry Hoover and she ends up following suit.
Rochelle, pictured here after a night out at Shoreditch House members’ club in London, tells Heat magazine: “He’s the worst boyfriend because he doesn’t put on weight.
“We will sit there and eat every takeaway. I’ll put on the pounds and he’ll remain with his six-pack till the cows come home.”
If you get fed up with him, Roch, you can always send him our way!